Yes, I'm talking to you. You know, the neighbor with the snowblower? Just wanted to give you an update -- we live in the suburbs. Our driveways are generally narrow and short. Our sidewalks are even smaller. You can't possibly be getting your money's worth out of that thing except maybe in the thrill of blasting all your snow onto other people's property as you watch them toil with their 10.99 Walmart shovels.
And I thought my entertainment would be limited to warmer weather when I have the privilege of watching you trying to drive a riding mower across your front lawn though the machine is so big you can barely make the turns. I think it actually takes you longer to prep that thing and manuever the turns than it does to mow. It is exciting to watch, however I still dial 9-1- on my cell every time I see you mowing. I am certain one of these days I will have to dial that last one when you topple over.
Suburbs. Say it with me. You have most of it right. You own three cars, 8 flatscreen TV's, keep your landscaping neat and have your kids in soccer. You know you have made an error though when your cars can't fit in the garage due to your overabundance of unneeded machinery.
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You are obviously jealous and merely want a snowblower for yourself. Hater.
All so true. Would it be so much to ask? Maybe if I had a snowblower I would stop hating. Okay, you can stop laughing now.
1. You don't have a snowblower Ahole, but you don't have a snowshoveler.
2. At least he blew all the way to six inches from the neighbors driveway which is a half mile from his house before he suddenly stopped...
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