Sunday, November 29, 2009

Tiger Train

Many think it's reprehensible how the media and others have jumped all over Tiger Woods with speculation and rumor. "Irresponsible," says the man himself who just a few short days ago crashed his Caddy 80 yards from his front door allegedly crashing so badly that his wife had to use the makeshift, jaws of life, big bertha to bash out the back window and drag him out. At least he knows firsthand the meaning of that word. Sorry, man, you ain't banking a billion dollars, living in a million dollar home, driving nice cars, marrying a model and playing for a living without getting some of this, too. Suck it up, Tiger, it's your turn for the real world that the rest of us have to live in but you usually just own.

Where in the hell were you going at 2 a.m.? There are only two places I have ever been going in a vehicle at 2 a.m. One is to give birth to a baby and the other is out for more beer. So which was it? And how much do you weigh? And how much does your wife weigh. She acted courageously you say? I'll say. Anyone who would have the nerve to chase you down the driveway with your own golf club and bash in your window with it is quite brave. Here's another scenario -- maybe she was chasing you with the car and drove over you on the street, crashed the car and then continued to abuse the car since you were unconscious? Maybe you are a really bad driver? Maybe you were high on crack? Maybe, maybe, maybe...Whatever it is if you don't get off the "it's a private matter" party line this speculation is gonna keep on coming.

Waiting...

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