I am pretty sure that President Obama has diabolical plans to mind meld all the school children next week. Obviously...geez. Inside sources say that not only is the speech blatant propaganda for health care reform but also there will be a long, high-pitched sound near the first quarter of the address that will immediately attach to the frontal lobe of any listener's brain and will turn them black. Whatever if you don't believe me. It could happen. Not only that I heard the president's writers will be inserting barely detectable, subliminal pieces of information that are mostly coded as curse words. The children will hear our leader cussing like a sailor but they won't know it. When it's all said and done they will probably all turn gay but accept that their marriages should never be legally sanctioned by the state instead settling on hospital visiting rights and limited insurance coverage. They will want their parents to fund every single program the president asks for in the future. When the speech is over they will all voluntarily walk in a trancelike state to a secret cave/mine where Obama will then make them do hard labor and they will never see the sun again until Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews drive through town in their Chitty Chitty bang bang mobile and free them. Seriously, do you want your kids exposed to this?
Friday, September 4, 2009
THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT...you must do as I say...
I am pretty sure that President Obama has diabolical plans to mind meld all the school children next week. Obviously...geez. Inside sources say that not only is the speech blatant propaganda for health care reform but also there will be a long, high-pitched sound near the first quarter of the address that will immediately attach to the frontal lobe of any listener's brain and will turn them black. Whatever if you don't believe me. It could happen. Not only that I heard the president's writers will be inserting barely detectable, subliminal pieces of information that are mostly coded as curse words. The children will hear our leader cussing like a sailor but they won't know it. When it's all said and done they will probably all turn gay but accept that their marriages should never be legally sanctioned by the state instead settling on hospital visiting rights and limited insurance coverage. They will want their parents to fund every single program the president asks for in the future. When the speech is over they will all voluntarily walk in a trancelike state to a secret cave/mine where Obama will then make them do hard labor and they will never see the sun again until Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews drive through town in their Chitty Chitty bang bang mobile and free them. Seriously, do you want your kids exposed to this?
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